A Mad Libs Horror Story

CONCEPT

From here.

One fastidious night in McKinley Park a fallow ghost named Armand Ryden was walking home from a lurid day of spooking and eating. Suddenly, he felt as though a strange pair of eyes were flowing him. He said, "Dooood!" and started walking faster, but he heard footsteps behind him, and soon he heard a voice, calling him by name.

It sounded just like Tina Fay, the spookiest person alive.

She said that she wanted to learn to become a ghost, so that she could be more floral than ever. Armand Ryden thought it over, and decided that he would make Tina Fay a ghost if Tina Fay gave him three wishes in exchange.

And that is how Armand Ryden ended up being Duke of all Scanton, PA, having more dishes than Bill Gates, and why Casper, that milky bastard, isn't haunting anyone anymore.

The End.