After the Orange.

CONCEPT

Some two minutes after the loopy conclusion to The O.C.¹, I'm treated to and elated by a preview for... bum bum bum! ... the remake of The Omen starring Julia Stiles. That's right; she's hanging from her fingernails from a height of what looks like about twelve feet. We hope she'll, what?, twist her ankle?

"Bye bye," little Damien says.

Yeah. In my dreams.

Then, the release date:

6 / 6 / 06

Oh, for the love of God.

^{1. Sorry. You can't redeem a whole season of shoddy character development with thirty seconds of viscera and evisceration.}

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