Tsunami Week - Fifth Installment

EVENT

CHAPTER FIVE: The Harlequin and the Tsunami

#1. Did you hear about how Santa was too busy to stop in Sri Lanka this year?
- Yeah, he just sent them a big wave.

#2. Why has there been a recent outbreak of diarrhea among sharks to the Indian Ocean?
- Because they've been eating Thai food all week.

#3. What makes the singles scene in Indonesia so hot?
- You can just pick a hottie up off the beach.