Cardinals shut out Tigers, 5-0.

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In the words of a friend:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

In the end, I have to admit that my fears about Nate Robertson were not the issue. I could deflect my bitterness to an over-ambitious Zumaya and a string of batters who seemingly couldn't make it to first base (or even that far). But I really just have to admit that the problem was Chris Carpenter. He was damn near unhittable.

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