Gloamane 27, 30.

- Ayeterday was hornswaggled. Especially t' end. T' beginnin' and middle were okay, I guess. I read some Stephen Hawkin' and some Quintus Cicero.

- ALMANAC SAYS -
Today in Weather History: New York City had a record high temperature o' 92 degrees F, while snow fell in t' West, 1983.

- PICTURE OF THE WEEK -
Avast!

- QUESTION OF THE DAY -
Do ye wear your parrot on this shoulder, or this shoulder?