I broke up with Jessica...

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Dear Friends,

I'm writing to tell you about a relatively big development in my life lately.
I broke up with Jessica.
I know, we've been going out for four years, but hey, you're only young once.
I hope that doesn't sound callous.

Anyway, there is a new Jessica in my life, and she is wonderful!
If you want to see what she looks like, I posted a picture here:
http://mortality.topcities.com/mynewgf.jpg

Yours truly,

Connor