Dammit, Billy.

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Where the Hell are you?

There's no word on the runification, your autobiography is languishing, and you haven't even logged onto your MySpace account since August 23rd.

When I type your name into Google News, it only gets 27 hits. That's sad. Perry Farrell gets 86, and Trent Reznor gets 99. Kurt Cobain has you all trumped at 490. Beaten by a dead guy. Heck, Connor Coyne gets 21 hits. You realize that your multi-plantinum ass is only 6 Google News hits ahead of an unpublished writer from Michigan.

Whatever happened to Glass and the Ghost Childrens? Where's the White Spider? Where's to the Atom Bomb?

Whatever happened to that revolution you promised us on all the T-shirts?

~ Connor

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